May 2013
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the only place where it’s even is my back where i didn’t even see when i applied it like wtf is wrong ugh on my arms it looks like i have a frekkin decease or something
May 18th
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this fake tan moisture failed me big time
May 18th
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A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013
Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO
Moldova: wtf is that dress
Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*
Belgium: *stares into your soul*
Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA
Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS
May 18th
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During ESC:
American: ROLEPLAY WITH ME TALK TO ME LOVE ME
European: no i'm watching eurovision
American: what
European: oh sorry forgot you're american dude
European: you're not invited
May 18th
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the-vashta-nerada: alright i can’t tell which of my followers are european and which aren’t anymore
May 18th
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palmer-helps: OMG my friend texted me and asked if I found Stefan. She seriously do not believe me it´s a character. hahahahahha. I was fucking drunk in the woods woman LMFAAAOOOO HAHAHA i know and u should be drunk more often and message me it was hilarious
May 18th
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so there now i’m gonna pee and then act like tonight never happened
May 18th
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i’d say i’m sorry for all the liveblogging spamming tonight but i’m not
May 18th
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May 18th
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and ppl expect swede to understand danish well at least i get the point you’re happy bby 
May 18th
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palmer-helps: ur stopid I can not read minds I had so much more fun yesterday . why aint my vodka working today too bad well nothing works the day after you can’t find stefan in the woods everything is hopeless
May 18th
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everybodywantstoruleklaine: whilelifepassesby: klainecrisser: Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET No wait that came out wrong.. no it came out perfectly A lot of people came out tonight we’re all Narnian gays here don’t be shy 
May 18th
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flowersforrue: it has been a privilege spamming everybody’s dashboard with you tonight
May 18th
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palmer-helps: no you did not you little fucker. you said you would be okay with it you never said they would loser mamah i thought it it counts
May 18th
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May 18th
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broboner: eric saade more like eric fuckme
May 18th
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this danish dude on after-party-talk loves sweden so much haha
May 18th
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cecilia i told u denmark would win and i’m ok with that
May 18th
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May 18th
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CONGRATULATIONS DENMARK
WHEN WE WIN U WIN REMEMBER THAT XOXO SWEDEN URE AWESOME
May 18th
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emmelie so has a crush on eric saade i called dibs go awey
May 18th
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wobsession: In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe. FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY
May 18th
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sassygayalexkralie: hooperbay: i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom yeah its called all of europe minus the lame ones
May 18th
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omg ppl from the other countries trying to speak swedish omg so cute -pats head; you tired
May 18th
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cleverwittystatement: I KNOW WHO ROMANIA REALLY IS
May 18th
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May 18th
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lawsten: france being selfish pieces of shit speaking their own language
May 18th
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denmark where did our 12 go oh ok to norway i get it there’s some bullying going on here pffttt
May 18th
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xlongbottom: when you’re sad remember the malta guy
May 18th
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france, the only country who’s stubborn enough to not speak english.
May 18th
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estonia dude flatter doesn’t cut it you gave us 1 point pls
May 18th
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Plot Twist: Ireland wins
May 18th
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ESC Plot Twist:
Host: May I have your votes please?
Points Person: No.
May 18th
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jeremysalive: 4 for the uk u go uk coco
May 18th
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HASHTAG MILF ERIC PLS
May 18th
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blahblahyoface: Wow. I love how the host ain’t taking any shit. Oh my god her face is like “shut the fuck up, bitch, and give me the points”.
May 18th
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wabby994: a story of love and betrayal: Finland and Sweden
May 18th
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holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
May 18th
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i’m totes fine with denmark winning yup pls
May 18th
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NORWAY WE BEST BUDDIES
May 18th
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May 18th
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how did i gain 4 followers and not losing anything well it’s not over yet
May 18th
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i don’t like how sweden is so low down but GO DENMARK IN THAT CASE YAY
May 18th
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can i touch his hair
May 18th
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ERIC I HAVE TO PEE SERIOUSLY  HELP ME U SAID U WOULD
May 18th
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omg he spoke swedish can israel speak swedish or is that dude special
May 18th
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greece should be worried for real now
May 18th
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awkward moment when i thought it said australia instead of austria why would i say australia i was so confused
May 18th
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12 points from tumblr for Eric Saade
May 18th
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May 18th
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