the only place where it’s even is my back where i didn’t even see when i applied it like wtf is wrong ugh on my arms it looks like i have a frekkin decease or something

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this fake tan moisture failed me big time

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A Brief Summary of Eurovision 2013

Finland: GAY WEDDING WOOOOO

Moldova: wtf is that dress

Malta: *smiles and rainbows and happiness*

Belgium: *stares into your soul*

Romania: FABULOUS GAY DRACULA

Greece: *appears out of nowhere and steals the show* ALCOHOL IS FREE MOTHERFUCKERS

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During ESC:

American: ROLEPLAY WITH ME TALK TO ME LOVE ME

European: no i'm watching eurovision

American: what

European: oh sorry forgot you're american dude

European: you're not invited

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the-vashta-nerada:

alright i can’t tell which of my followers are european and which aren’t anymore

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palmer-helps:

OMG my friend texted me and asked if I found Stefan. She seriously do not believe me it´s a character. hahahahahha.

I was fucking drunk in the woods woman

LMFAAAOOOO HAHAHA

i know and u should be drunk more often and message me it was hilarious

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so there now i’m gonna pee and then act like tonight never happened

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i’d say i’m sorry for all the liveblogging spamming tonight but i’m not

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